(all,funny)
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this."

(all,funny)
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

(all,funny)
"Reality continues to ruin my life."

(all,funny)
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

(all,funny,girls)
"I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it."