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(all,funny,death)
"I want to die in my sleep peacefully, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,science)
"Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,stupidity,god)
"God must love stupid people; He made so many."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,wisdom)
"When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,science,religion,god)
"God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project."
--Anonymous
(all,politics)
"There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,science)
"Little Johnny was a boy. He isn't anymore. For what he thought was H20 Was H2S04"
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"A wise man knows everything, a shrewd man knows everybody."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots."
--Anonymous
(all,friends,funny)
"A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,movies)
"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,movies)
"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?"
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"And remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"
--Anonymous
(all,funny,stupidity)
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"My Karma ran over your dogma."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'"
--Anonymous
(all,funny,stupidity)
"Fools rush in where fools have been before."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,stupidity)
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,stupidity)
"Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"All power corrupts, but we need the electricity."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,stupidity)
"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top ."
--Anonymous
(all,bravery)
"A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just one."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,psychology)
"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,war)
"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency."
--Anonymous
(all,science,magic)
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"Dull women have immaculate homes."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"No brains, no headache."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,wisdom)
"We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,poetry,writing)
"Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"Computers allow humans to make mistakes at the fastest speeds known, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns"
--Anonymous
(all,funny,wisdom)
"Follow cigarsmoke, find fat man there..."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,coffee)
"It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life."
--Anonymous
(all,inspiration)
"The greatest disloyalty one can offer to great pioneers is to refuse to move an inch from where they stood."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,religion,atheism)
"Know what I like about atheists? I've yet to meet one that believes God is on their side."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,wordgame,nonsense)
"Foam loam trouble tracery. Purge spindle and masticate."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,mathematics)
"Do you know why 2 is odd? It's the only even prime number."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,work)
"If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,presidents,politics)
"We traded in a whoremonger for a warmonger, and some people think that's progress."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,government)
"Sure you can trust your government...Just ask an Indian."
--Anonymous
(all,wisdom)
"Beware of he who would restrict you from information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"If you can keep your head when all around you are loosing theirs, there's probably something you don't know."
--Anonymous
(all,funny)
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"
--Anonymous
(funny, science, education)
"Undergrads think they know everything, graduates know they know nothing and PhDs know everyone else knows nothing."
--Anonymous
(all,funny,stupidity)
"Never argue with idiots: They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."
--Anonymous
(funny)
"The working man is fit and fed, and stabs the sluggard in his bed."
--Anonymous
(fatalism,philosophy)
"Life sucks and then you die."
--Anonymous
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